Posts Tagged ‘funny

30
Sep
09

Memo from the over-30 crowd

I got this in an email today, and it made me smile.

Of course, it also made me think of the many times that my parents told me how lucky I was… and the times that I heard my grandmother explain to my dad how lucky he was.

It’s amazing to remember that color TV was an optional luxury when I was a kid, that changing channels involved reorienting the antenna, and that “channel hopping” meant seeing what was on the three channels we could usually pick up, plus the fourth that came in if there weren’t any thunderstorms.

Likewise, every time I look at an iPhone, my mind reels with the thought that my first experience on a computer involved typing BASIC code from a book into a teletype that punched paper tape, dialing the local corporation’s mainframe computer with the school’s rotary phone, shoving the handset into an acoustic coupler, and feeding my tape through the reader… all in hopes of seeing the computer print “Hello world!” on a piece of paper.

Wow. Just wow.

Well, at least I can rest in the knowledge that the iPhone will NEVER read paper tape — ever. Ha!!!

(Note — Some of the language is a little rougher than I usually post here. You won’t pass out or anything, but I wanted you to know before you shared it with others.)

Continue reading ‘Memo from the over-30 crowd’

21
Oct
08

Feeling better about feeling older

My firstborn turned 18 over the weekend, and that’s enough to give anybody pause for a day or two. I’m past all of that now (it’s been the requisite couple of days), but it doesn’t change the fact that I’m starting to notice moments when random body parts simply don’t work as well as they once did.

Perhaps that’s why the tale of a temporarily older reporter and a 6-figure sports car brought a smile to my face. Continue reading ‘Feeling better about feeling older’




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